Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
hipsterdinosaurs: I can’t give you my heart because my heart is in the cards
If I was an actress...
I’d feel awkward if I was watching myself on television kissing someone. Like I’d be thinking the whole time “ew stop wat r u doing.” And the fact that it’s public and yeah just too awks.
K I am done with the Paily fandom. Emily is disappointing me. Mah bby Ezra has a bitchy mom and she needs ta go too. This episode made me slightly upset and I’m going to have to watch it again since my mom wants me to watch it with her when she gets home. UGH I’M JUST GOING TO WATCH THE EZRIA SCENES. I ship too many people on this show.
ew paige and emily kiss
So much Paige hate on my dash right now.
I am dying of laughter. DAT BITCH NEEDS TA GO.
longlivethesemoments: Emily is too busy skinny dipping to pick up a phone call from her friends? PUT SOME PANTS ON LADY.
brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
OMG Maya better come back from the dead or something cause I am not digging Paige. She’s just like always getting in the way of shit!!!
louieangelo-s: its like a huge DDR machine
letmesayiloveyou: i have a lot of clothes for someone who basically wears the same three outfits over and over again
parasailin-sarahpalin: using tumblr while someone is behind you is like russian roulette you don’t know whether the next post could be a cat or some japanese girl being shat on by an octopus
me: i have to pee
friend: then go pee
izzetheking: qpdb are the same letter just turned different ways and its pissing me off
tryflashback: When you kiss someone: When your otp kisses:
fairygodblogger: if I ever got kidnapped I would probably annoy the heck out of my kidnapper and they would bring me back
who-ya-callin-pinhead: I don’t understand 7 year olds that are in relationships… what do they do, sit on the same chair?
imawanchor: today a 15 year old girl won a gold medal in the olympics and i woke up at half one in the afternoon and stayed sat in the same spot for 6 hours
Sorry but I do not ship Paige and Emily. PAIGE ANNOYS ME SO MUCH OMG.