most girls: i'm not like most girls
nasty-otter: Nickel buddy! I’ll never spend you! Funny muffler Jerky Pal Boo boo keys Snake eyes
Anonymous asked: Dear person I'm jealous of.
jasmine-blu: when i hear this song at work this is literally me
-luna: i miss following blogs who post personal things about their life, funny blogs and blogs with personality idk im bored of photo blogs
I dare you.
theliningissilver00: I will write about the following, leave one in my ask box Dear person I hate, Dear person I like, Dear ex boyfriend, Dear ex girlfriend, Dear ex bestfriend, Dear bestfriend, Dear *anyone*, Dear Santa, Dear mom, Dear dad, Dear future me, Dear past me, Dear person I’m jealous of, Dear person I had a crush on, Dear girlfriend, Dear boyfriend, Since I’ve...
person: hey wanna hang out
thoughts: omfg how do i get myself out of this
how my mother works
me: mom i got all A's
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
partouse: Sharolaid calls the Child Abuse Hotline
finn-theheroguy: ((dis is OLLLLLLLD…..))
When your friend gets insulted and the best you...
sodamnrelatable: via sodamnrelatable
I am just in a fuck everything kind of mood.
I’m just going to go work out. And watch Legend of Korra.
davidstrider: ok just because its gotten a little hot outside does not mean that every building in the entire universe automatically has to be air conditioned to subzero temperatures im not walt disneys head in a box i dont have to be cryogenically preserved
Liking someone you never intended to like.
i miss the generations when a guy had to ask a girl out by asking her parents, where a girl could just be beautiful in a tshirt, where bubonic plagues decimated villages across europe and left a third of the population dead. reblog if u agree
Snow White and the Huntsman tomorrow night?!
HELL YEAH. I’ve been wanting to see that movie. It looks badass.